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Agar aap me dum hai
Aap aap ho,
hum hum hain,
pyaaz nahi khaate,
phir bhi aankhein nam hain..
supply kam hai,
isliye gol-gappe me aloo kam hai..
iss se bakwaas msg bhejo agar aap
me dum hai..
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Submitted By: Sahil on 22 -Apr-2010 View: 854
Characters: 185
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Naraz h kya tu mujse
Naraz h kya tu mujse,
Yar maine aise kya kiya h...
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Galti se 1 bar teri POONCH pe paer
kya rakh diya.
Tune to SMS karna hi chhod diya.
Submitted By: Satish on 22 -Apr-2010 View: 1012
Characters: 159
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Hass paapi hass
Bhagwan Sri Krishan ne gita me kaha,
"Kalyug me ek karmyogi dost hoga,
Jo msg pe msg karta jaega &
dusra paapi dost sirf parh kar
muskurayega.
HASS PAAPI HASS
Submitted By: Sumit Rana on 13 -Apr-2010 View: 938
Characters: 167
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INSANIYAT SE VISHWAS UTH GAYA
Chor 1 ghar me chori karne gaya,
tijori par likha tha "TIJORI KO TODNE KI JARURT NAI,452 No.
LAGAO AUR SAMNE WALA LAL BATAN DABAO,TIJORI KHUL JAYGI"
Jaise hi button dabaya alarm
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Submitted By: Sumit Rana on 11 -Apr-2010 View: 2251
Characters: 273
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Ladki ek aisi Paheli hai
Ladki ek aisi Paheli hai,
Kabhi teri to kabhi meri Saheli hai,
kharcha karo to bole: "Darling I
Love You, na karo to bole: "Brother who r u"
Submitted By: Gagan Deep on 11 -Apr-2010 View: 1341
Characters: 143
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SMS ek bimari hai
SMS ek bimari hai jo waqt ko
barbad kar rahi hai,
Aao mil k kasam khaye k
is bimari ko khatam kar denge,
Ek call roz aap karo baki Misscall
hum karenge.
Submitted By: Gagan Deep on 11 -Apr-2010 View: 996
Characters: 157
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Zindagi kuch pal ki
Zindagi kuch pal ki,
maisahiouttahon aptpwan,
tamhjjoa haendaphhekoihoss,
myhodisjwhoeiohsohulsb,
(Nahi padha ja Raha ?)
Forward Kar Do,
Tension Lene ka Nai, Dene ka.
Submitted By: Sumit Rana on 27 -Mar-2010 View: 1077
Characters: 174
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Wen sm1 touches u n u dont feel it
Wen sm1 touches u n u dont feel it
-its igonorance
Wen sm1 touches u n u feel it
-its Love
Wen nobody touches u n u feel it
-Bhag lo beta bhoot hai
Submitted By: Sumit Rana on 27 -Mar-2010 View: 916
Characters: 152
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GOLDEN Words
GOLDEN Words
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Gold k the na
Chori ho Gaye..
Submitted By: Vikram on 27 -Mar-2010 View: 1004
Characters: 88
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Tumhari aankhon me saari duniya
Premi to premika- "Darling mujhe tumhari aankhon me saari duniya dikhai deti hai.."
Peeche se ek budhha bola- "Hamari gaiyya nahi mil rahi.. Dikhe to batana
Submitted By: Swapneel on 26 -Mar-2010 View: 937
Characters: 157
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Plz eat Parle-G
Plz eat Parle-G & not Tiger biscuits!
WHY?
COZ
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Now only 1425 tigers left
Submitted By: Tarun on 26 -Mar-2010 View: 1136
Characters: 84
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India ko azad hue 62 sal ho gaye
India ko azad hue 62 sal ho gaye,
phir bhi no progress why?
kyo ki aaj bhi bholi-gawar janta kaam-dhanda chod ke mere sms padh rahi
hai... kya hoga is desh ka.
Submitted By: Anil on 25 -Mar-2010 View: 997
Characters: 162
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The "BALL" can escape from "BAT"
The "BALL" can escape from "BAT",
The "RAT" can escape from "CAT",
But "U" and "UR" Dabba Cell cannot,
escape from my "SMS"...
HaHaHa
Submitted By: Sidharath on 26 -Mar-2010 View: 949
Characters: 137
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God med dayLight n called it SUN
God med dayLight n called it SUN,
God med nightLight n called in MOON,
God med U n called it Cartoon.
Submitted By: Vikram on 26 -Mar-2010 View: 897
Characters: 103
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Ye rishto Ka ped hai
,:*"*;,
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Ye rishto Ka ped hai,
Ise Sambhal K Rakhna,
Kahin Ye Sukh Na Jaye,
Isliye Apne Mobile Me,
Pani Dalte Rehna.
muskrao mat pani dalo..
Submitted By: Sahil on 26 -Mar-2010 View: 983
Characters: 163
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