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Haathi ne kaha jaakar hathni ki kabar
Haathi ne kaha jaakar hathni ki kabar par,
WAH WAH!
Haathi ne kaha jakar hathni ki kabar par.
Mujhe naaz tha teri patli kamar par.
Submitted By: Sumit Rana on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 1031
Characters: 133
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Ganjo ki race
Ganjo ki race me ek ganje ne baazi mari,
Magar inaam lene ko wo nahi raazi..
Ganje ne gusse me kaha "ye bhi koi khel hai?
Jisme ganjo ka inaam kanghi aur tel hai.."
Submitted By: Swapneel on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 1093
Characters: 168
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Tajmahal banwane se pehle wahan kya tha?
Jaante ho tajmahal banwane se pehle wahan kya tha?
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BILKUL AISI HI KHAALI JAGAH THI..
Submitted By: Anil on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 1006
Characters: 118
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Ek indian ne ek chinese ladki se shaadi
Ek indian ne ek chinese ladki se shaadi kar li..
Ek saal baad ladki mar gayi.
Ladke ko rota dekh uska dost bola, "Afsos hai par soch yaar China ka maal aur kitne din chalega?????
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Submitted By: Satish on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 936
Characters: 183
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Mosquito song
MOSQUITO SONG-
Bheege pankh mere,
Pyasa dank mera,
Lage amrit sa, Mujhe khoon tera.
Kabhi mere saath koi raat guzaar.
Tujhe subha tak main kar doon bimaar.
o..o..oooooooo
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Submitted By: Gagan Deep on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 1208
Characters: 190
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Bhagwan ko gussa kab aata hai?
Bhagwan ko gussa kab aata hai?
Jab koi ladki shaadi se pehle pregnant ho jaye aur uski maa kahe, "HE BHAGWAN! YE TUNE KYA KIYA??????"
Submitted By: Katyal on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 1077
Characters: 136
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Kisi dard-e-dil ke pichhe koi baat hoti
kisi dard-e-dil ke pichhe koi baat hoti
hai,
kisi udaas chehre ke pichhe koi baat
hoti hai,
kisi mayus dil ke piche koi baat hoti
hai
matlb jab bhi lagti hai aise kisi
ki wa
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Submitted By: Vivek on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 918
Characters: 216
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Dekhiye mere SMS k kamaal
Meharban
kadardan
dekhiye mere SMS k kamaal
ghanti bajegi bandar nachega
MOBILE uthayega SMS padhega
muskurayega
ab bandar FORWARD kar k
hoshyari dikhayiga.
Submitted By: Hardeep on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 890
Characters: 163
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Maine aapko phone kiya
Maine aapko phone kiya to Network bola,
MURKHO ki duniya me aapka Swagat hai,
Aap jis Bewkoof se SAMPARK karna chate
hai uska DIMAG out of COVERAGE hai.
Submitted By: Gagan Deep on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 1011
Characters: 155
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Agar free ho to
Agar free ho to niche dekho
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Agar abhi bhi Free ho to upar dekho.
Submitted By: Tarun on 22 -Mar-2010 View: 941
Characters: 82
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1 SMS bhej k 15 FREE pate ho
Hmari achai ka kitna fayda uthate ho,
1 SMS bhej k 15 FREE pate ho,
Humpe or b julm dhate ho,
Hamne suna hai hamara hi SMS SEND kr ke
tum ladkiya ptate ho.
Submitted By: Tarun on 20 -Mar-2010 View: 873
Characters: 159
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Botal Chupa dena kafan mein meri
Botal Chupa dena kafan mein meri,
Shamshan mein piya karunga,
Jab mangega hisab khuda ,
To use bhi peg bana kar diya karunga.
Submitted By: Anil on 18 -Mar-2010 View: 971
Characters: 128
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Pepsi Aur Coke Mein Pesticide
Doodh Mein Uria,
Mineral Water Mein Castic Soda,
Pepsi Aur Coke Mein Pesticide,
Yani Pani Wani Bhi Kharab,
Ab Hum Kya Kare,
Pure Bachi Bhi Hai To Sirf Yeh Sharab.
Submitted By: Tarun on 18 -Mar-2010 View: 901
Characters: 167
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Andhe ke hath me TORCH
Andhe ke hath me TORCH,
Bahare ke hath me RADIO,
Gunge ke hath me MIKE,
AUR AAP KE HATH ME "MOBILE"
WAH WAH Kya Jamana Aaya hai!!
Submitted By: Sidharath on 18 -Mar-2010 View: 853
Characters: 133
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Amiri ke khwab Dekhne laga
Amiri ke khwab Dekhne laga,
Angreji Sharab Chakhane laga,
Baap ne kabhi Pager nahi dekha,
aur beta Mobile rakhne laga!!!
Submitted By: Harpreet on 18 -Mar-2010 View: 878
Characters: 123
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