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Ladkiya SALWAR k niche kya pahanti ha
Ladkiya SALWAR k niche kya pahanti hai..??
Sochho?..
Sochte raho.......
Wo CHAPPAL pahanti hai!
Hawas ke Pujari....
Niche pucha,andar nahi....
Submitted By: Vikram on 25 -Jul-2011 View: 6285
Characters: 147
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Life is like a MOVIE
Life is like a MOVIE..
If u r sad-DRAMA,
If u r afraid-SUSPENSE,
If u r angry-ACTION,
When u look at the mirror-HORROR.
Submitted By: Vikram on 28 -Jun-2011 View: 1559
Characters: 123
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Benifits of f***ing
Benifits of f***ing:-
1)F***ing once a week is gud 4 health....bt
harmful if done everyday..:)
2) F***ing gives relaxation to mind & body..:)
3) After f***ing, dont take heavy
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Submitted By: Vivek on 27 -Apr-2011 View: 1765
Characters: 354
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Aap Dikhne Me No.1
Aap Dikhne Me No.1
Apka Andaz No.1
Apki Bate No.1
Apke Nakhre No.1
Apki Hasi No.1
Apki Chal No.1
Apki Khubsurti No.1
Or Main
Fekne Ne B No.1.
Submitted By: Vikram on 20 -Apr-2011 View: 1649
Characters: 153
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Sirf aur sirf
Sirf
Sirf
Sirf
SIRF
SIRF
SiRf
sirF
SIRF
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F
Si r f s ir
f
SIrf
sirf
sirf
SiRF
Tang karna
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Submitted By: Deepak on 20 -Apr-2011 View: 1775
Characters: 186
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Aap ka hi blood group chahiye
Plz call me,
its urgent.
Ek accident ho gaya hai.
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Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,
Plz mana mat karna
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Warna
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GADHA mar jayega.
Submitted By: Vikram on 02 -Apr-2011 View: 1739
Characters: 155
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50 kg ka bachcha
Lahore ma aik bacha paida howa jis
ka weight pediash k wakt 15 kg tha.
or 15 din ka baad barhta barhta 50 kg ho gya.
pata ha wo bacha kon ha?
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gayye(cow)
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Submitted By: Vikram on 02 -Apr-2011 View: 1803
Characters: 190
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Which is the best day to propose a girl
Hey U Know
Which is the best day to propose a girl..
April 1
U Know Why??
If she accept its your luck
otherwise just tell April Foooooll.
Submitted By: Vikram on 02 -Apr-2011 View: 1709
Characters: 142
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If u don't mind
If u don't mind
If u don't feel bad
If don't hesitate
Please......
give me a
K
ki
kis
kiss
kiss......
kissan jam bottle
just RS.22.50 only.
soon..
Submitted By: Vikram on 02 -Apr-2011 View: 1606
Characters: 180
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Enjoy the day
Enjoy the day
Oct-2 for Gandhi,
Nov-14 for Neharu,
Apr-24 for Sachin,
Aug-15 for India,
Apr-01 only for YOU.
So Enjoy the day !!!
Submitted By: Deepak on 02 -Apr-2011 View: 1760
Characters: 135
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Wannna Propose a girl
Wannna Propose a girl…….. Try this!!!!
Follow strictly the below mentioned steps and success is guaranteed:
Choose the girl you want to propose on the D-day.
Pick a rose
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Submitted By: Vikram on 02 -Apr-2011 View: 2460
Characters: 487
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Colour of the
babies teeth?
If a baby is born
in AFRICA,
what will
be the colour of the
babies teeth?
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you fool.!
a new born baby don’t have teeth…
Submitted By: Vikram on 02 -Apr-2011 View: 1572
Characters: 146
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Musal hakrit al habibul
Al hulam lulla habi lullam musal hakrit
al habibul lul luq ammil!
u've just read an
arabic prayer to
lose ur hair n teeth in 7 days!!
Submitted By: Bali on 22 -Apr-2010 View: 1534
Characters: 141
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Tum Ha Tum
Tum
Ha TUM
Awara KUTTE
Gattar ke SUAR
Nali ke KIDEY
Gai ke GOBAR
Malaria k
MACHHAR
se door rehna mere
bhai Varna...BIMAR
PADOGE
Submitted By: Bali on 14 -Apr-2010 View: 1758
Characters: 164
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So Sweet is ur SMILE??
So Sweet is ur SMILE??
so Sweet is ur STYLE??
so Sweet is ur VOICE??
so Sweet is ur EYE????
see......how Sweetly I LIE.
Submitted By: Swapneel on 12 -Apr-2010 View: 1637
Characters: 127
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