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Be specific
A man got to ask for 2 wishes from
god!
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he asked for d best drink & d best
woman ever!
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next moment,
he had
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mineral water & mother teresa
next to him!
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Submitted By: Sunidhi on 22 -Apr-2010 View: 1124
Characters: 207
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Tell me who am i
Tell me who am i out of d following?
tweety- i speak alot..
tom & jerry- i fight a lot..
dexter- studius
barbie- sweet,
cute & pretty
johnny bravo- a flirt
mini- beautiful
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Submitted By: Vikram on 22 -Apr-2010 View: 1109
Characters: 277
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Definition of status
Definition of status-
the money we spend,
which we don't have,
to buy things which we don't need,
to impress people whom we don't know..
strange but true!!
Submitted By: Imtiyaz on 22 -Apr-2010 View: 1024
Characters: 160
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Leave something for someone
Leave something for someone
but never leave someone for
something
bcoz....in life something will leave u
but someone wil lalways b with u...
Submitted By: Sunidhi on 22 -Apr-2010 View: 1031
Characters: 144
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He made a mother-in-law
God thought that since he couldn't b
everywhere he made a mother.
then devil thought that he couldn't b
everywhere he made a mother-in-law.
Submitted By: Sumit Rana on 22 -Apr-2010 View: 931
Characters: 142
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Top 3 sweetest sleep
Top 3 sweetest sleep-
1] sleeping on mom's lap wen tired
2] sleeping on lover's shoulder wen alone
&
3] sleeping wid open eyes while attending lectures!!!
Submitted By: Gagan Deep on 22 -Apr-2010 View: 1019
Characters: 158
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Egg, mutton, Fish
Egg
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mutton
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fish
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chicken
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kabaab
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chupke se padh ke delete kar do!!
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ye non-veg msg hai na!!
koi dekh na le!!
;-)
Submitted By: Tarun on 22 -Apr-2010 View: 1027
Characters: 156
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God is watching!
In a nursery school canteen,
thr was a basket of apples with
notice written over it- 'do not take
more than 1.. god is watching!'
a li'l further on next counter,
thr was a box
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Submitted By: Imtiyaz on 22 -Apr-2010 View: 1101
Characters: 278
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Why india is till not developed??
Why india is till not developed??
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though indian population is 100 crores
7.9 crore r retired
30 crore in state govt
& 17 crore in central govt (both don't
work)
1.1 cro
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Submitted By: Harpreet on 22 -Apr-2010 View: 1106
Characters: 451
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A gud heart
A gud heart & a gud nature r 2 different things..
a gud heart can win many
relationships..
but a gud nature can win many gud
hearts..
Submitted By: Swapneel on 22 -Apr-2010 View: 983
Characters: 137
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What why and when
3 guys,
named
what
why
when
were talking!
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what- why what ru doing??
why- i donno wat i'm doing..
what- why?
why- why ru calling me what?
what- now why did u call me
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Submitted By: Anil on 22 -Apr-2010 View: 1128
Characters: 488
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Style
Style is not looking best u can,
neither is it d art of carrying yourself..
its an instinct that flows from within,
everyone is stylish in his own way..
Submitted By: Tarun on 22 -Apr-2010 View: 1075
Characters: 155
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Maths magic
Maths magic-
ur cell no.s last digit x 2+5x50+ur age
+365-615..
the last 2 numbers is ur age & first 2
numbers is ur cell's last no.
Submitted By: Vikram on 22 -Apr-2010 View: 1110
Characters: 136
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Koi agar SMS na kare to
Bapu bole- koi agar SMS na kare to
Tension mat lo! use SMS karte raho..
bole to
full vinamrata k saath..
ek din uska hriday parivartan hoga
fir SMS nahi phone aayega.
Submitted By: Sumit Rana on 22 -Apr-2010 View: 1122
Characters: 174
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Smell in bedroom after marriage
Smell in bedroom after marriage-
1st year- smell of roses & perfume!
next few years- baby talcum..
after 30 years- smell of vicks &
jhandu balm
;-)
Submitted By: Swapneel on 22 -Apr-2010 View: 1074
Characters: 152
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