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Jo darr gaya
Deadly pj-
thr were 2 frnds jo & wo.
1 day jo got scared seeing a snake..
suddenly wo died..
why did wo die?
coz
jo darr gaya,
wo marr gaya!!!
Submitted By: Deepak on 22 -Apr-2010 View: 1070 Characters: 149
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Shahrukh khan ke ghar ka fan bahut slow
Shahrukh khan ke ghar ka fan bahut
slow hai!!!
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kaise??
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kyuki usey
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haule haule se hawa lagti hai.
;-)
Submitted By: Satish on 22 -Apr-2010 View: 1183 Characters: 123
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If Columbus had a girlfriend,\\r\\n he might have
If Columbus had a girlfriend,
he might have never discovered
America..
why??
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girlfriend- where ru going?
with whom?
how ru going?
to discover wat?
why only u?
wat
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Submitted By: Rajat on 22 -Apr-2010 View: 1044 Characters: 332
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Full form of girl
Full form of girl-
g- gappe maarne me sabse aage!
i- intelligent sirf shak karne me
r- rone ki automatic machine
l- ladai me sabki maa
phir bhi duniya inki diwani..
;-)
Submitted By: Gagan Deep on 22 -Apr-2010 View: 3365 Characters: 174
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School life is like Reliance
School life is like Reliance,
karlo duniya mutthi mein..
College life is like Airtel,
aisi aazadi aur kahan..
&
marriage life is like Idea,
ek idea jo badal de aapki du
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Submitted By: Imtiyaz on 22 -Apr-2010 View: 1426 Characters: 185
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Wish u lots of butterflies
U run after it & it keeps flying away
from u..
but if u stand still,
it cums & sits on ur shoulder..
wish u lots of butterflies!
shhh.. don't move
;-)
Submitted By: Deepak on 22 -Apr-2010 View: 1059 Characters: 158
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Unche log!
Ek jungle me sab jaanwar ga rahe the,
paan paraag paan masala- paan parag!
par giraffe nahi ga raha tha!
kyun?
kyuki,
unche log! unchhi pasand! manikchand!!
;-)
Submitted By: Tarun on 22 -Apr-2010 View: 1054 Characters: 168
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Aap bahut bizzy hai
Hame pata hai aap bahut bizzy hai,
zyaada nahi par thode se lazzy hai,
maana ke hum se milna bahut muskil
hai
par mobile par sms karna bahut ezzy
hai
Submitted By: Gagan Deep on 22 -Apr-2010 View: 1397 Characters: 154
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Usa me ek pandit ko heart attack aa gaya.\\r\\namb
USA me ek pandit ko heart attack aa
gaya.
Ambulance use le jane lagi to wo
raaste me hari om hari om kehne
laga! ambulance use hospital ki bajaye
ghar le gayi. pandtani ne poo
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Submitted By: Tarun on 22 -Apr-2010 View: 1305 Characters: 298
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A woman will always forgive
Gyan of d millenium-
A woman will always forgive & forget..
but she'll never let u forget that she
had forgiven & forgotten..
Submitted By: Swapneel on 22 -Apr-2010 View: 1129 Characters: 128
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Once einstein was reading
Once einstein was reading a book in d
class,
suddenly he was bit by a scorpion on
his toe but he continued reading with
concentration. wen sir asked him,
he said that d scorpi
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Submitted By: Vivek on 22 -Apr-2010 View: 1080 Characters: 318
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Difference between problem, talent & skill?
Wats d difference between problem,
talent & skill?
2 boys love 1 girl- problem
1 boy loves 2 girls- talent
if both girls r sisters- skill
;-)
Submitted By: Imtiyaz on 22 -Apr-2010 View: 1125 Characters: 146
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Pappu ki papa se
Pappu ki papa se ho gayi ladai,
papa ne pappu ki khoob ki pitai,
gusse se pappu ka khaula khoon,
aur papa ki photo kabristan me
latkakar likh diya- coming soon...
Submitted By: Harpreet on 22 -Apr-2010 View: 1244 Characters: 166
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SMS rates
Sms rates-
1996- 4/-
2000- 2/-
2004- 1/-
2006-50 ps/-
2007- 10/-
2010- free
Submitted By: Hardeep on 22 -Apr-2010 View: 986 Characters: 81
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