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Jo darr gaya

Deadly pj-
thr were 2 frnds jo & wo.
1 day jo got scared seeing a snake..
suddenly wo died..
why did wo die?
coz
jo darr gaya,
wo marr gaya!!!




Submitted By: Deepak on 22 -Apr-2010  View: 1070
Characters: 149
 
 
Shahrukh khan ke ghar ka fan bahut slow

Shahrukh khan ke ghar ka fan bahut
slow hai!!!
.
.
kaise??
.
.
kyuki usey
.
.
haule haule se hawa lagti hai.
;-)




Submitted By: Satish on 22 -Apr-2010  View: 1183
Characters: 123
 
 
If Columbus had a girlfriend,\\r\\n he might have

If Columbus had a girlfriend,
he might have never discovered

America..
why??
.
.
girlfriend- where ru going?
with whom?
how ru going?
to discover wat?
why only u?
wat


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Submitted By: Rajat on 22 -Apr-2010  View: 1044
Characters: 332
 
 
Full form of girl

Full form of girl-
g- gappe maarne me sabse aage!
i- intelligent sirf shak karne me
r- rone ki automatic machine
l- ladai me sabki maa
phir bhi duniya inki diwani..
;-)




Submitted By: Gagan Deep on 22 -Apr-2010  View: 3365
Characters: 174
 
 
School life is like Reliance

School life is like Reliance,
karlo duniya mutthi mein..

College life is like Airtel,
aisi aazadi aur kahan..

&

marriage life is like Idea,
ek idea jo badal de aapki du


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Submitted By: Imtiyaz on 22 -Apr-2010  View: 1426
Characters: 185
 
 
Wish u lots of butterflies

U run after it & it keeps flying away
from u..
but if u stand still,
it cums & sits on ur shoulder..
wish u lots of butterflies!
shhh.. don't move

;-)




Submitted By: Deepak on 22 -Apr-2010  View: 1059
Characters: 158
 
 
Unche log!

Ek jungle me sab jaanwar ga rahe the,
paan paraag paan masala- paan parag!
par giraffe nahi ga raha tha!
kyun?
kyuki,

unche log! unchhi pasand! manikchand!!
;-)




Submitted By: Tarun on 22 -Apr-2010  View: 1054
Characters: 168
 
 
Aap bahut bizzy hai

Hame pata hai aap bahut bizzy hai,
zyaada nahi par thode se lazzy hai,
maana ke hum se milna bahut muskil
hai
par mobile par sms karna bahut ezzy
hai




Submitted By: Gagan Deep on 22 -Apr-2010  View: 1397
Characters: 154
 
 
Usa me ek pandit ko heart attack aa gaya.\\r\\namb

USA me ek pandit ko heart attack aa
gaya.
Ambulance use le jane lagi to wo
raaste me hari om hari om kehne
laga! ambulance use hospital ki bajaye
ghar le gayi. pandtani ne poo


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Submitted By: Tarun on 22 -Apr-2010  View: 1305
Characters: 298
 
 
A woman will always forgive

Gyan of d millenium-
A woman will always forgive & forget..
but she'll never let u forget that she
had forgiven & forgotten..




Submitted By: Swapneel on 22 -Apr-2010  View: 1129
Characters: 128
 
 
Once einstein was reading

Once einstein was reading a book in d
class,
suddenly he was bit by a scorpion on
his toe but he continued reading with
concentration. wen sir asked him,
he said that d scorpi


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Submitted By: Vivek on 22 -Apr-2010  View: 1080
Characters: 318
 
 
Difference between problem, talent & skill?

Wats d difference between problem,
talent & skill?
2 boys love 1 girl- problem
1 boy loves 2 girls- talent
if both girls r sisters- skill
;-)




Submitted By: Imtiyaz on 22 -Apr-2010  View: 1125
Characters: 146
 
 
Pappu ki papa se

Pappu ki papa se ho gayi ladai,
papa ne pappu ki khoob ki pitai,
gusse se pappu ka khaula khoon,
aur papa ki photo kabristan me
latkakar likh diya- coming soon...




Submitted By: Harpreet on 22 -Apr-2010  View: 1244
Characters: 166
 
 
SMS rates

Sms rates-
1996- 4/-
2000- 2/-
2004- 1/-
2006-50 ps/-
2007- 10/-
2010- free




Submitted By: Hardeep on 22 -Apr-2010  View: 986
Characters: 81
 
 
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